Not Your Average Break-In

Why does this seem to me the perfect story right before a long weekend?

Police say an Appleton family is
still recovering from a scary incident early Wednesday morning when a
man covered with barbecue sauce was in their basement.

Investigators
say 35-year-old Aaron Maurice broke into the family’s home on North
Wilmer while they were sleeping around 4:30 A.M.

Not only was
it frightening but police say it was very strange. At the time of the
break-in, police say Maurice was whistling and covered in barbecue
sauce.

When police asked Maurice why he was in the house, he said he was on the run from the
government. And about the barbecue sauce: "The officers asked him that.
He told the officers that it was urban camouflage." Well, that’s one way to put it…