Beware of Nude

Though the story’s headline is far, far funnier:

LANCASTER, Pa. (AP) – Police in
Pennsylvania say they’ve arrested a naked man who ran amok on Friday,
attacking businesses near a resort area.

A supermarket and the nearby Willow Valley Resort hotel are
assessing the damage. Authorities say some office space at the hotel
was trashed, a forklift was driven into an interior wall, and an
overhead sewer pipe was damaged. Police say the man then entered a nearby market, and threw a
300-pound pizza oven to the floor. Among other equipment damaged in the
incident — which was captured on surveillance cameras — was a $90,000
meat-wrapping machine.

The 28-year-old suspect had reportedly been a guest at the resort.

Pictures of his, ah, misdeeds are here.