Department of Duh, revisited

Or maybe it’s the Department of Obvious:

Decaf coffee is often not totally caffeine-free, a new study shows.

In fact, while these beverages have far less caffeine than a cup of

regular coffee, they still may have enough of the stimulant to cause

physical dependence on them.

As Dr. Bruce A. Goldberger of the

University of Florida College of Medicine in Gainesville told Reuters,

“The concentration of caffeine in these brewed decaf coffees does have

physiological and behavioral effects on a person.”

Otherwise it would be Nocaf, but I guess that just doesn’t have the same ring to it…