That’s all for this week, folks. The kitchen’s converted, the table is set and it’s time to get ready for 8 days of non-stop Passover eating. Happy Easter to those who celebrate it, Chag Sameach to those also facing Matzah Madness (especially if it’s whole wheat, spelt or rye), and to everyone else — you get to drink real coffee and eat real food. Bastards.
See you back Sunday with the Weekend Update, albeit probably on a more holiday schedule.