Some things are just wrong on every level

Like, you know, this:

In what’s surely the scariest development of the young new year, reports that “Dirty Dancing” star Patrick Swayze
wants to release a rap single. The actor, who had a massive hit in 1987
with “She’s Like the Wind,” told the site he’s working on a new tune
which will show that “rap rhythms [are] an emotional undercurrent for

Yeah, and it’ll be the title song for “Dirty Dancing 3: Dancin’ Gangstas”….