I’ve even got a title for her book deal

Based on this story, it ought to be something like LIGHTNING STRIKES TWICE: THE AMAZING AND TRUE STORY OF DONNA GOEPPERT:

BETHLEHEM, Pennsylvania (AP) — Some people seem to have all the luck. Just ask Donna Goeppert.

Earlier this year, she won $1 million playing a Pennsylvania Lottery scratch-off ticket, then turned around and won another million-dollar jackpot last week.

"What are the odds of that?" the 55-year-old woman said, calling her good fortune "just unbelievable."

The odds of winning just once are 1.44 million-to-1, according to state lottery officials. The odds of winning twice vary depending on how many tickets are scratched. Lehigh University professor Bob Storer placed the odds of winning twice at 419 million-to-1, if 100 tickets are played.

Nobody teach this woman how to play Texas Hold ‘Em — she’d probably win every time…