Your blog is so bad it killed the blogosphere

Maybe it’s a slow day, or maybe I’m easily amused, but whatever the case, this collaboration between TMFTML and Lindsay Robertson will no doubt inspire many new variations. Some of my favorites:

Your blog is so stupid Rosie O’Donell made fun of it in free verse on her blog.

Your blog is so boring Nick Denton wants to pay you $1000 a month not to write.

Your blog is like a pedestrian walkway: no traffic.

Your blog is so self-indulgent Stephanie Klein sent you a box of tampons and a note that says, “Get over it.”

Your blog is so badly written it got you your own column at the New York Press.

Feel free to add your own suggestions in the backblogs.