Naturally, wacky hijinks ensue

I must admit that I read the PM blurb for this new deal and my eyebrows went way, way up:

Toni McGee-Causey’s BOBBIE FAYE’S VERY (very very very very) BAD DAY,

the misadventures of one extremely pissed off trailer trash Cajun

beauty queen who has to outwit former boyfriends, her “hostage” and

organized crime in order to rescue her no-good pain-in-the-ass brother

from kidnappers run amok in the Louisiana swamps, to Nichole Argyres at

St. Martin’s, in a good deal, for three books, in a pre-empt, by

Lucienne Diver at Spectrum Literary Agency. Film rights are with Vince

Gerardis of Created By.

What would it be then, a dash of Evanovich and a shake of Sarah Shankman? I think I might be a bit rusty though…