Best. Bio. Ever.

Like we weren’t excited about Donna “Kafka” Moore’s book before, but now that she has a real live bio available on the PointBlank website, well, where the hell’s our advance copy?!

Donna Moore was born in 1962 and led a sheltered childhood in a small English village. A crime fiction fan from a young age, Donna wanted to be one of Enid Blyton’s Famous Five and fight crime with the aid of only a basket of cucumber sandwiches and a bottle of ginger beer. She spent her spare time following mysterious strangers around the village – especially those with cockney accents and a couple of days’ growth of stubble – until a complaint from the new local vicar put a stop to her sleuthing career.

We also think she’s freaking gorgeous and want her hair color. But first, the book.