Tod Goldberg’s worst nightmare

This topic has been brought up a time or two before because hell, it’s many a person’s worst nightmare as well, but Goldberg, in his newest column for the Las Vegas Mercury, explains the horror all too well:

Hear ye, hear ye, I come to proclaim the end of the Internet. The signs have been on nigh for some time–classmates.com pop-ups, the rise and fall of Friendster, the Star Wars kid–but those were mere harbingers of a greater, more insidious threat.

My mom has a blog.

So far, my own mother has no desire to start blogging, though occasionally she’s been known to think about looking at mine and my brother’s. I gather she likes them, but doesn’t quite get them, which is fine by me…

(link from the other Goldberg brother, Lee)