Funniest press release ever

Or at least the oddest one, but the glory of Hollywood is in how people can say all sorts of stupid stuff with a straight face. Anyway, the rapper L’il Kim had been rumored to be considering getting her breast implants removed because, well, they hurt. She says that’s just not so:

“Media reports that I have considered having my breast implants reduced are completely untrue, and a figment of the media’s imagination. I am very comfortable with my look, and feel quite sexy and happy exactly how I am. I love my breasts.”

Well, good on you, Ms. Kim. Because if you’re going to spend a pretty penny getting your breasts engorged, you might as well be happy with the outcome.