Words fail me

Truly, they do:

LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) — Pop star Michael Jackson, facing a trial on child molestation charges, is about to become a father to four more children — quadruplets — by way of a surrogate mother, Us Weekly magazine reported Tuesday.

Citing unnamed sources close to the self-proclaimed “King of Pop,” the magazine said Jackson recently spent time with the pregnant mother-to-be in Florida, where he stayed in a $4,000-a-night luxury hotel suite in Miami Beach.

The magazine said Jackson’s spokeswoman Raymone Bain declined to confirm or deny the story, saying, “We do not respond to these kinds of stories.”

Frankly, I don’t know what’s more offensive: the story or the fact that hotel suites go for four grand a night (insert rimshot here.)