Comments may not be necessary
Although I have a sneaking suspicion this may sell very well:
Cherie Bennett and Jeff Gottesfeld’s romantic comedy MR. VIBRATOR, whose young, single heroine invents a (quite complimentary) talking vibrator, and then goes on a search to find the man behind the anonymous voice, who turns out to be her Mr. Perfect, to Anne Bohner at NAL, by Lydia Wills at Writers and Artits Group International (world).
(deal reported, naturellement, at PM.)